Archive for May 16th, 2007

First Trip To The Tank

6.24.94 early AM
Montclair, NJ

Approximately 14 to 15 feet from my friend’s parent’s house..

Lay back catatonic
In the middle of the street

When up on us
roll the Montclair
Police!

Cop asked me
“Whad-ya take boy?”
I say “How d fuck should I know?”

They asked my underage friend
but
She could only say:
Whoa!!

NOW ALL THE COPS AROUND HER ARE MAKING A FUSS!!
But
SHE CAN’T PAY ATTENTION CAUSE:

[Pop Quiz: What drug were we on?]

Hid my weed behind a bush
& was suddenly like:

D’oh!

That bush in actuality
Turned out to be the cop’s
Big Toe!!

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