Live from the Bar on Planet Earth!

9:15 PM Tuesday

First off: I think Nancy Pelosi is, like hot dudes.

Next off: that George W. Bush — bless his soul! For being an unreally precise liar.

He just promised to spend my money wisely. Sure thing dude…heh — next thing you know he’ll swear the economy on the move and promise never to raise taxes.

He just swore the economy was On The Move and promised never to raise taxes.

Hey — let’s give a big Planet Earth HOWDY to all the new speedWay racers on Pluto. They’re reading my live blog from the Bar on Planet Eath on the State of the Union Adress.

Madam Speaka! Drives me crazy.

Stay tuned.


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