The Rope Chain & Dick Cheney

A friend sent me a picture in the wee-hours this morning:


…And wished me a happy Methamphetamine Awareness Day.

I’ll tell you who I think had a happy methamphetamine day: whoever pockets the money from all the drugs sold by the US Central Intelligence Agency.

Let’s for the sake of argument call that person Dick Cheney.

And Now: A word from the President!
Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
Getting voted in to the White House
Everything looking good to
The people of the world but
The mafia is my Boss.
Every now & then I owe a Favor here & there
Letting a Big Drug Shipment through.
To send into the Poor Community
We can bust you know who!!
>>Geto Boys

Dig this: in 2001 the United Nations reported that the Taliban had all but stomped the poppy trade out of Afghanistan — a nation which once produced 75% of the world’s supply.

‘It’s amazing really,’ one UN surveyor said. ‘The Taliban have done their work very seriously.’

So seriously that the only region where the poppy still flourished was in the 5% of Afghanistan controlled by the Northern Alliance, who used heroin profits to fund their insurrection against the Afghan government.

Remember the Northern Alliance?

Yeah — the local gunslingers who overthrew the Taliban on the heels of a US air-strike bombardment.

Their insurrection succeeded, with US support, and now poppy production is straight off the hizzle — Afghanistan’s market share leapt, since 911, to a skyrocket 90 percent.

Go figure.

Domestically produced crystal meth has ‘pretty much dissapeared,’ officials say. A crackdown on manufacturers and ;precursor chemicals has caused lab seizures to drop dramatically. Yet there’s been no decline in use — mainly because it all comes in from Mexico nowadays. Along the same crack/heroin smuggling routes long preferred by the CIA — who just can’t stand it when all the profits go to some local yahoo who cooks up drugs in his basement.

I saw a documentary about crack cocaine once. I forget what it was called or anything. All I remember is an interview with the reverend of an inner-city place of worship.

‘Now they say folks from this neighborhood brings the crack up from Mexico on their airplanes.’ He said. ‘Now you look around here and tell me which specifically of the folks from this neighborhood are the ones who can afford these airplanes?’

Buy my cheebah from the cop
Down the street:
The only cop with a Rope Chain
Walkin the Beat!
>>Beastie Boys

Get it? Dick Cheney is the Cop with the Rope Chain. He personally smuggles plain-loads of crystal meth from Mexico to the United States.

See? You learn something new every Methamphetamine Awareness Day!

10 Responses to “The Rope Chain & Dick Cheney”

  1. 1 fatsavage December 1, 2006 at 11:28 am

    Am I fucking loosing it – Your starting to make sense.

  2. 3 jayherron December 2, 2006 at 1:19 am

    crank…thats what I’ve always known it as…the daily dose sixteen times an afternoon by bull haulers. Poof-a hot line needs a rinse after sucking it up thru a nose hose manufactured by Mac Donalds and trimmmed for the easy access to the old nazel shute…poof,rinse it with a blast o water dudes,shits a stinger…

  3. 4 pippi December 2, 2006 at 1:23 am

    ~ Iran contra. Eerrily similar. Same names, mostly diffrent drugs, same weapons.

    their pants are down their covers blown

  4. 5 jayherron December 2, 2006 at 1:24 am

    oh my gawd…what am i doin up at past one in the morning…i did’nt vote for Chainie???

  5. 6 dfect802 December 2, 2006 at 2:49 am

    see this is why i should of been a cia agent…damn it!

  6. 7 Mike E December 5, 2006 at 12:56 am

    dfect…You can stop pretending — we all know you are a CIA agent!!

  7. 8 dfect802 December 5, 2006 at 3:44 am

    damn it man youve blown my cover!…alright thats it …the whole lot of you , your all under arrest …now hand over the drugs!.. and i wont press charges.

  8. 9 DEXterity December 18, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    methamphetamine is an over the counter as well as prescription drug… Desoxyn 5 mg tabs from Ovation for “difficult to treat cases of ADHD, and short term appetite suppressant for exogenous obesity” and well the vicks inhalers contain levomethamphetamine which is the more inactive between the levo dextro isomers of the drug and this country is on this methamphetamine rampage… well the good news is that the long acting pharmaceutical version of Desoxyn (Gradumet) is apparently in the pipeline to be re-introduced… hey this is the Adderall XR Generation

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