The last time Democrats won anything I was looking forward to catching the Grateful Dead in Denver. The year: 1994. Bill Clinton was elected to a second term — but I was too stoned to notice.

Oops — actually it was ’96. Still…this feels momentous.

It’s 3AM on the east coast of America. It’s been hours since Dems were projected victors of the US House. At this hour the Democratic candidates enjoy a 6,000 vote lead in both Virginia & Montana. If these leads hold then the Vice President will have one less job to do in Washington.

His services won’t be needed to break ties in the Senate. So he’ll have more time to go hunting.

Begs the question: Who’s gonna get Shot??

5 Responses to “Overwhelmed!”

  1. 1 pippi November 8, 2006 at 10:07 am

    hopfully he will shoot shrub, then take himself out.
    sooner or later people are going to wake up from their pablium induced coma and put these f*uckers on trial for crimes agianst humanity… if he is smart, he will shoot shrub and then turn the gun on himself.

  2. 2 Mike E November 8, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    And go to his own little Dick Cheney Hell — where there are no douches to eat!

  3. 3 dfect802 November 8, 2006 at 4:50 pm

    besides the republican FLOGGING by the voters last night history was also made. The first women speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, will be just third in line to the president. pretty cool stuff , makes me look ahead to 08 where you might see another historical moment , namely the first women president in history and not to mention the fact that slick willy would be the first ever First Gentlemen? in history. now that would be funny.

  4. 4 Mike E November 8, 2006 at 4:53 pm

    Hell if they DO The Right Thing — ie subpoena — they might just get a woman president before then…

    Anyone for President Nancy??

  5. 5 pippi November 8, 2006 at 9:33 pm

    well, the womans place is in The HOUSE!

    re: dick’s hell…
    I have to wonder what dicks hell would be like. Someplace with no money, where he had no power, no influnce… Where he would have to do some actual work to feed his ugly bloated face.
    hummm…. I think that marks the second time I’ve talked about the afterlife of a douche eating republican here on OCsW.
    That reminds me, I think Dante did say that Styx was mostly old douche water.

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