12:50 PM EDT

The associated press reports that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld just cut & ran.

Why? Because the former Secretary of Defense eats douches.

And We The People ain’t down!

Power to us.


4 Responses to “Buh-BYE!!”

  1. 1 dfect802 November 8, 2006 at 4:54 pm

    ouch …thats gotta sting…just a weeeee bit dont it donnie.

  2. 2 pippi November 8, 2006 at 9:28 pm

    i’m going to dance topless in celebration.

  3. 3 dfect802 November 9, 2006 at 3:36 am

    oh and now looky looky ..the senate is gone blue. yep its pretty much going to be confirmed thursday that Virginia is going to webb. along with tester in Montana id say thats a real kick it the old wrinkly republican sack. good just what they needed!
    hey and if you missed bushes speech today he tried to tell the press that “he had already been planning on letting donnie go” but didnt want to let that out , cuz it might hurt the republicans campaigns …um wow if i were a republican id be PIISSSED. but im not and im quite happy yes i am=)

  4. 4 jayherron November 22, 2006 at 9:46 pm

    It was my choice-Donnie Rumsfield…to be the ass hole selected to buy the Caddy….but damned,took off with a tank of high test and a few good buds of some Gainesville Green…and damned,an ass hole don’t deserve this ride….its fuckin mine man…its fucking mine…lissen-an olddude wrapped his head up inna towel and even thought to put a plastic bag over that….not to make a mess,the towel absorbed everything,old pops did that in the back seat.Last place he’s ever been-his widow sold me the cruiser after the olfd mans estate was settled-I got the reeeel deeel. And-you know what? I felt old dad sitting in the seat behind me rubbing my shoulders and comorting me about being an old hippie druugie who loves fat freddie and puffin weed…and ownen a Caddy Lack.poohwahpooh Yu tha dude man-up there in the open container. The pace cars ours dudeer roonie…we own daddies car-its fucking nice! puff puff…please stay warm brother-I’m freezen my ass off.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: