Viva Fliegerschokolade!

One of the earliest uses of amphetamine occurred during World War II. The drug was widely distributed across [Nazi] rank and division, from elite forces to tank crews and aircraft personnel. Chocolates dosed with methamphetamine were known as Fliegerschokolade (“flyer’s chocolate”) when given to pilots, or Panzerschokolade (“tanker’s chocolate”) when distributed to tank crews.

— Wikipedia

On That Note:

A male hooker, Mike Jones of Denver, recently learned that his regular sex and crystal meth Custie is was an influential televangelist with close White House ties.

Mr. Jones discovered New Life Church Pastor Ted Haggart’s dirty little secret when he saw Haggart advocate against gay marriage on TV. Such blatant hypocrisy riled the prostitute to the point where he alerted the media to the fact that he regularly Did the pastor for cash.

And sold him meth on the side.

Since we’ve long known that the Bush administration keeps sordid & weird associations with homosexual Pros…let’s leave that story to the Others and do what we do best on Open Container speedWay:

Let’s talk about some drugs.


Crystal meth, eh? Well, well Pastor Ted — you lucky bitch.

Boy would I just love a drip-burnin nose load of that!

Why do the Nazis always get all the Good Stuff??

It gives us kind-hearted speed freaks a Bad Name.

Hey! Wanna save the world in half the time it normally takes — but have twice as much fun?? I propose: free piles of speed for anyone who helps fix up this broke-down planet.

Why not? It’s the End Of The World: have a Fliegerschokolade!

On second thought…Fuck the Dumb Shit & Have Two.


2 Responses to “Viva Fliegerschokolade!”

  1. 1 jay herron November 7, 2006 at 7:00 am

    ah-ha….now the old boy luvver can be free and get a job hauling cattle from east to west and the darling baptits…yup,better yet-the Mormans,those dang veggie’s who just happen to own the largest cattle ranch in Florida-they all hand a good cow hauler a sack of sweets to keep the peepers open ALL ACROSS COUNTRY…the comment they usually make when they hand you your sack of meth is ‘I want my calves to get there alive son…”and they hand the stuff right to you. If you ever want and need a bump-go to a bull hauler….look for the one whose hands are going like 60 the fingers strecthing and working like they are tryin to leave the hand…thems the boys. Oh preacher….the stuffs plentyful and always handy at a cow palace….them boys dig a bit of head too.

  2. 2 jayherron July 21, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    ha ha ha…today I follow a search on ‘google’ to see where my name lines up-and darned if your ‘greenlight on’ dont pop up on page three because of this previous comment….go figger,aint that teck no logic junk above it all,dooder??

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