I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE

I’m not entirely certain what I mean by that. But I get the feeling my readers will appreciate it — because my hunch is they hate them too.

And it’s funny — because I like everybody really. But I was just in a bar full of Happy People. At a Halloween costume contest. Trying to send an email off real quick before I puked.

And then I left. Came to another bar and decided to work out some of my frustrations in writing before I went back there to throw punches.

Perhaps I should forgive them on the basis of their Youth — they’re not old enough to know how miserable they really are yet.

Why should I risk incarceration, being beat up in self defence — or worse yet, being banned from one of the few places around town where I can access the Internet? Nah — I’ll just let time take its own revenge on them.

Ok great — I feel much better. Not happy, per se, but contented to know soon it will suck for them too.

Yikes. I think there’s something Wrong with me.

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2 Responses to “I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE”


  1. 1 dfect802 November 1, 2006 at 3:01 am

    you should try navigating a when there is a parade on halloween in nyc …after that experience you might as well just remove the word “happy” and get right to the point.
    get out of my way or i will kill you!!!! seriously people move @!


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