a Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Away

I used to sell drugs.

Ashamed? Fuck No — matter of fact I’m proud of it.

I’m not scared to say so, either. Beause, though I swing down to Earth pretty regularly — a bunch of my best Freaking Mindblower friends live there — I myself hail from the planet Tralfamadore.

And drugs are Legal here.


4 Responses to “a Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Away”

  1. 1 pippi July 22, 2006 at 10:04 pm

    lucky for you that tralfamadore hasn’t been leaned on by some of the yucky leaders of earth; to you know; change their policy. one day tralfamadore just may have a brand of “democracy” that some earthlings are so fond & like to impose on other cultures that they fear because they don’t understand.

  2. 2 Mike E July 22, 2006 at 10:21 pm

    Could only happen if we Want it to, since Earth is merely a figment of the Tralfamadorian imagination.

  3. 3 pippi July 23, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    well, then the beings of tralfamadorian have played an awful trick on us earthlings (aka, figments of your imagination..)

    perhaps you should pursuade kilgore trout into running for president of these here united states.
    use your mind powers, eh?

  4. 4 Mike E July 24, 2006 at 1:34 am

    Actually, the awful tricks were played by (you guessed it!) the Vogons. The Bush family, Bin Laden and the state of Florida — along with a few other disgraces to our otherwise sweet Mother Earth, are all figments of their rude imaginations.

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