This Day In History

July 4, 1776:

America declares War on England.

Stupid Fucks fight Dumb Shits.

It’s a miracle somebody won!

July 4, 1999:

My good friend, Mommacakes, bids a moment of silence, from the 50+ liquored-up, shroomed & twisted Hell-raisers who’d turned out to celebrate her 30th birthday. The party in Full Swing, bonfire ablaze, mood cranked to the highest, fuckin wooHOO denominator — and Mommacakes asks everyone to stand in a circle & be quiet for a minute. So she can sing us a song.

YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
MY ONLY SUNSHINE
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY
WHEN SKIES ARE GREY
YOU NEVER KNOW DEARS
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
PLEASE DON’T TAKE
MY SUNSHINE AWAY!

The Crowd goes wild.

July 4, 2006:

I called my Mom, said ‘Hey — remember when I ran away from home to see the Grateful Dead in Foxboro? Yeah — that was 19 Years Ago Today.’

20 years, basically — that there’s pretty much like, a fucked-up long time ago.

Gulp.

If you weren’t there surely it don’t mean shit. But if you were — yeah, the year someone painted a Steal Your Face on the watertower, 300 feet in the air — all I can say is:

Ain’t the Human Liver the most stupendously resilient friggin thing?

Party On, hippies!!

Live Long & Swerve Agilely.

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0 Responses to “This Day In History”


  1. 1 pippi July 5, 2006 at 7:32 am

    ahah! that is legendary. (forxboro~ no disrespect meant to mommacakes & her 30th)
    20 years is just a blink of an eye, when you think about it.
    (& this year will make it 11 since jermome walked on…. now, whoa, that seems like yesterday……..)

    go, go! human liver!!


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