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Thing is, I’m not certain whether anyone but me find my jokes funny. I am certain that no one has ever come up to me, slapped me on the back & been like DUDE Mike E, man — the Drug Funnel in your brain, whoa.

I laughed until my boobs fell off!

OK. Like that one right there — did anyone laugh until their boobs fell off when I said ‘Laughed ’till my boobs fell off?’ Because I think if some dude really did laugh until his boobs fell off — wouldn’t it be funny?

I’m looking for some feedback here. I have a comment box. Give it to me straight, please.

Tell me this: if you don’t get a chuckle out of watching some asshole lose his boobs — what the do you do for Fun?

It’s weird. I tell you I’m the most polite & bordering on respectable motherfucker when I comment on blogs elsewhere in the ‘sphere. Whenever I check my stats, I see incoming links from their comment pages. I can alomst hear these folks be all like, ‘Why what a nice young man. I wonder what he blogs about? I bet it’s wise…and invigorating!‘

If you’re one of those people, you may wonder: ‘Did he do this just to grossly offend me?’

Honestly…

The real reason I lured you here is to mug you for Drug Money.