USA! USA!! USA!!!


ZARQAWI DEAD!
–BUSH LAYS BACK, WITH HIS MIND ON HIS MONEY & HIS MONEY ON HIS MIND
–INSURGENTS ‘UNAMUSED.’

The mood at the White House turned unexpectedly festive, this morning, amid reports that Iraqi al-Qaeda head-honcho Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed by a US airstrike north of Bagdhad yesterday.

‘Our best intelligence,’ press secretary Snow said, ‘Indicates that news of Zarqawi’s death will have a widespread Soothing Effect on the Insurgency.’

Heck yes — by the Fourth of July they’ll be helping Old Ladies cross the street!

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