I caught wind recently of a party coming up that sounds like one plumb doozey.
It’s called Burning Dog.
If I understand correctly, the plan is for all fellow travelers in attendance to load up on drugs for a few days at an undisclosed location on or near Pluto. Once everyone is lit enough enough to throw sparks, a gigantic, skillfully crafted caricature of a famous plastic dog’s head will be hoisted above the revelers & suspended a hundred feet in mid-air.
The effigy reputedly will look quite like the dog pictured in all ways but one: Pluto dog will have a pipe in its mouth. As though he were about to get high.
Sky high — brainz blown to bits by a billion-jolt see ya There dudes party blast!
The pipe will be packed over the brim with dynamite.
The crowd goes wild.
DON’T PANIC! Although this event is completely Sold Out I happen to have a few loose tickets I’ll gladly sell to my beloved speedWay readers.
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