Archive for January 11th, 2007

Earth To Mike E!

First off: an enthusiastic wish for a Happy New Year on Planet Earth!

Apologies for the Red Light, as it were, on open container speedWay. I trust everyone survived my brief post hiatus? Really. Because if you guys were real fans you’d all be dead of acute Mike E deprivation. Then everyone would read my blog. Like heroin users who search fiendishly for the same brand of dope — good shit presumably that killed a fellow addict by O.D.

Ah well. Guess I’ll have to find fame & fortune some other way…

…But it was worth a shot don’t you think?

Really I’m kidding. I didn’t quit posting for 2 weeks to try to kill you guys. The real story is far less nefarious & intriguing.

Fact is I’ve been up to some real Joe Normal shit these days.

Busy with work mostly. Yes. Work as in tasks performed for money.

Do you guys still think I’m cool? I’m kind of freaking out about it. I feel like I’ve put all my dreams on hold. Until such time as I can devote to them the energy my wild dreams are due.

Do all good dreamers pass this way one day?

Well. On the bright side my new gig is based on the ethos of mutual employer/employee consent. Freelance baby! Better still: I am required to travel — ie Get It On on someone’s corporate tab — to the often far-off locales where my services are needed.

Like Pluto

Just got back this morning after being there all week.

Yeah & you know what? It was awesome dudes!

I sure wish Earth wasn’t a Real Planet anymore! Why?

Planets don’t disappear. Pluto in essence can be neither created nor destroyed as per Einstein’s relativity theory. But it can change, as we know, from a ‘real’ planet into a different, less defined celestial body.

The difference is one of potency; like between the freedom of Total Subjectivity vs. the bogus demands of Reality.

Training wheels on a Harley vs. a roller-coaster that sprouts wings & flies.