The Office of National Drug Control Policy [ONDCP] has kindly issued the following PSA [Public Service Announcment]:
A Spot just opened up on Pete’s Couch.
Dude. Dat couch be shaZam-o! Too cool.
Now all’s I need is an 86-year supply of Doobage!
Archive for September 22nd, 2006
move your feet lose your seat Buster!
Published September 22, 2006 Doobage , ONDCP , Pete's Couch , anti-drug , drugs , gonzo , marijuana 3 Comments[The Dope Fiend's] knuckles will be white from inner tension. And his pants will be crusted with semen…from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim.
Dr. L. Ron Bumquist
Keynote Speaker
3rd Annual National District Attorneys Conference on Narcotics & Dangerous Drugs
Hotel Flamingo Las Vegas 1971
Add to that at least one new dope-fiend perversion:
Beastiality?! [click for video]
Shit you not — It’s all over the YouTube.
Must be the new-fangled ‘high potency’ Canadian marijuana they’re all Hooked On nowadays. Kids don’t know what they’re in for I hear. 3 tokes down the line & all of a sudden they’re humpin house critters…
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