What we need is an organization to bribe Congress for the Right to enjoy our liquor while we cruise. Yep. Enshrine it in a Constitutional Guarantee.
What about the Pursuit Of Happiness?? Says right in the Constitution that we’re endowed by the Creator with the right to pursue our own happiness.
Yet I don’t see a damn word where it says we gotta drive sober on the way!
Yeah — but what about all those Sober Drivers who always get in the way?
They suck.
I say this: If you mess with a drunk driver in patriotic pursuit of their God Given Right to be happy…why, that means you Hate Freedom.
Terrorist!
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